Fast Jokes and Faster Cars
Jerry Seinfeld isn’t just the king of observational comedy—he might also be the king of Porsche collectors. While most celebrities collect luxury cars like they’re accessories, Seinfeld’s obsession with Porsche goes way deeper.
We’re talking about rare models, meticulous restorations, and even a dedicated garage built to house his precious fleet. This isn’t just a hobby—it’s an identity.
Let’s take a look at how Seinfeld’s Porsche passion became one of the most enviable and eccentric flexes in Hollywood.
A Love Story on Wheels
Jerry Seinfeld’s Porsche obsession started young. He bought his first 911 Carrera shortly after striking it big in comedy and has been on a collecting spree ever since. His admiration for Porsche isn’t about status—it’s about engineering, history, and design. He often compares the Porsche 911 to a perfectly written joke: precise, efficient, and elegant.
The Porsche Garage That’s a Museum
To house his collection, Seinfeld reportedly spent over $1.4 million on a custom-built, three-story garage in Manhattan. It includes a car elevator, detailing bay, and even a lounge. Think of it less as a garage and more like a climate-controlled shrine for German automotive artistry.
Over 40 Porsches and Counting
While he’s bought and sold a few, Jerry has owned more than 40 Porsches at different times. From the earliest production models to modern marvels, his collection spans decades. It’s not just quantity—it’s the quality and rarity that make it stand out.
1949 Porsche 356/2 Gmünd
This is where it all began—literally. The 356/2 is one of Porsche’s earliest models, and Seinfeld owns one of the rare aluminum-bodied Gmünd coupes. It’s the kind of car that hardcore collectors dream of even seeing once in their life.
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1955 Porsche 550 Spyder
The 550 Spyder is iconic for all the wrong reasons (think James Dean), but it’s also a racing legend. Seinfeld’s 550 is fully restored, period-correct, and a perfect example of Porsche’s racing heritage. It’s lightweight, deadly fast, and rare beyond belief.
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1959 Porsche 718 RSK
A sleek and nimble racing machine, the 718 RSK was a force on the track in the late 1950s. Seinfeld’s version is museum-grade and kept in immaculate condition. It’s another nod to Porsche’s underdog victories in motorsport history.
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1970 Porsche 911S
A fan-favorite among Porsche enthusiasts, the 911S from the '70s marks a turning point in Porsche performance. Seinfeld owns a beautiful, all-original example, and it’s often cited as one of his daily drivers (or at least it used to be).
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1973 Porsche 911 Carrera RS 2.7
Ask any collector—this is *the* Holy Grail of classic 911s. Lightweight, raw, and street-legal with race car DNA, the Carrera RS 2.7 is a legend. Jerry has one, of course. Possibly the cleanest one around.
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Porsche 959: From the Future
The Porsche 959 was once the fastest production car in the world, and Seinfeld’s model is pristine. Only 337 were ever made. This was Porsche flexing its technological muscle in the '80s—and Jerry had to have it.
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1990 Porsche 964 Carrera 4 Lightweight
Rare and barely street-legal, this model was designed with rallying in mind. Seinfeld’s Carrera 4 Lightweight is a unicorn even among hardcore fans. Its stripped-down interior and performance tweaks make it a purist’s dream.
1998 Porsche 993 GT2
The GT2 was Porsche’s way of saying, “Who needs comfort when you’ve got power?” It’s a raw, twin-turbo beast with wide fenders and a massive spoiler. Jerry's version is flawless and possibly never even pushed to the limit.
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Porsche Carrera GT
One of the most beloved hypercars of the modern era. Powered by a V10 engine derived from Formula 1 tech, the Carrera GT is a monster in a tuxedo. Jerry’s silver example is often shown in photos and even made an appearance on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
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He Even Sold Some… For Millions
In 2016, Seinfeld auctioned off 17 cars (16 of them Porsches) at a Gooding & Company event. The sale brought in over $22 million. And those were just the ones he was willing to part with. Imagine the ones he *kept*.
It’s Not Just the Cars: It’s the Culture
Seinfeld doesn’t just own Porsches—he lives Porsche. He’s been known to dive deep into restoration, even sourcing rare parts himself. He’s written about the brand, spoken at events, and clearly knows his stuff.
Comedians in Porsches Getting Coffee
Many of the episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee feature rare Porsches from his personal fleet. It’s basically the ultimate excuse to show off his rides—under the guise of art and comedy, of course.
A Porsche Historian in a Comedian’s Body
Jerry can rattle off VIN numbers, specs, and obscure facts like a Porsche historian. He’s not just a collector with deep pockets—he’s a student of the brand. His garage might rival that of any museum curator.
It’s a Lifestyle, Not a Flex (Okay, It’s Also a Flex)
Seinfeld’s Porsche obsession isn’t just about collecting—it’s about curating. It’s precision, legacy, and performance wrapped in minimalist design. The comedian who made millions laughing at life found serious joy in something beautifully engineered.
The Legacy on Four Wheels
Jerry Seinfeld’s Porsche collection isn’t just impressive—it’s generational. It’s likely to inspire collectors long after he's done making us laugh. Whether you're a fan of comedy or combustion engines, you have to respect the commitment.
Why Porsches?
In Jerry’s own words: "Porsche is the essence of sports car perfection." The way he sees it, a great Porsche—like a great joke—is all about timing, balance, and leaving a lasting impression.
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